at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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