My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I have post one night stand depression
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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