I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
