I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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