he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
how drunk are you?
Several
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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