you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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