nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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