ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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