Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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