i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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