And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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