we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
