You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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