Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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