he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
