I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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