Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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