Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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