shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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