just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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