Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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