Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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