suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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