i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
