I'm lost and stupid without you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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