just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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