If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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