I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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