I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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