She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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