So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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