im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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