I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize