She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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