Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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