I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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