I heard we made out
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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