How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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