I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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