If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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