problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Everyone says I win the strip club
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Randomize
