I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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