i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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