Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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