i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
