Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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