Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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