I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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