So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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