The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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