did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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